MANcationz

I know when you think Niagara Falls, you don’t think MANcation. But I’m telling you that it definitely has MANcation possibilities. Before I get started, the Niagara Falls is a very beautiful sight to see, fuck you if you think I sound gay for saying so. Okay, here are a few ways that you could make a trip to Niagara Falls, Ontario or New York a good MANcation. First off you have to do a Whirlpool Jet Boat tour. These fucking boats are awesome. Whether you do the Wet Jet or the Jet Dome, you will be roaring down the river on a 1500 horsepower boat.

If you are on the Canadian side of the Falls then you should check out Clifton Hill. It is a good time even if you are with your dudes (Clifton Hill is has a lot of stuff for couples and families). Last time I was there I went into one of the haunted houses and those dudes told me that they were gonna fucking kill me and rape my girlfriend. I’m still not sure if we actually narrowly escaped death or not, but those guys were fucked in the head, I guess you would have to be if you work in a damn haunted house everyday. Clifton Hill also has the Guiness World Record Museum and Ripley’s Believe it or Not Museum. The hill has some wax museums that are pretty sweet as well. My favorite was the famous criminal wax museum. It had everybody from Dahmer to Gacy and Timothy McVeigh to Jesse James. Cool shit indeed.

For some nighttime fun you have the renowned Sundowner, it’s a gentlemen’s club and it is known far and wide, that should be enough said. Some good party hotels are AAAA and the Admiral Inn on Ferry Street, that would be on the Canadian side.  Just watch out at the AAAA because I read in a forum that some “youngins” like to hang out there.

On both sides of the Falls you will find casinos. Casinos can be a guys best friend or can totally ruin a trip. Be careful because if you run out of money, the Falls are only fun to look at for so long. If you end up broke in Niagara Falls and have to stay there for too long, you might end up trying to go over the Falls in a fucking barrel like all of the dumb fucks who did it before you.

All in all Niagara Falls is a great time. Whether you are with your boys or with the family there is all kinds of shit to do. If you haven’t been there you should definitely check it out.