If you are going to Death Valley, you have to hit the Dumont Dunes. The Dumont Dunes have some of the tallest sand dunes that are available for off-roading. Pretty much, if you go to Death Valley and you don’t hit the Dumonts, it is a trip wasted. Here you can break out the 4-wheeler, dune buggy, or if your crazy enough you can break out a snow-board. I’ve seen it first-hand.

Camping  can be somewhat of a struggle in Death Valley. Better make sure you have plenty of water. You can also be prepared to fend off wild animals such as coyotes, snakes, and sometimes wild fucking donkeys. Those bastards will keep you up at night.

I can guarantee you will have a hell of a time if you decide to visit Death Valley National Park. Just don’t bitch the whole time about having sand in your asscrack.

Frank Mir was on Mark Madden’s Pittsburgh based radio show last week and went on a Lesnar rant. He has been pushing for a rematch with Lesnar ever since their last fight and in doing so has been talking a lot of shit. Mir was quoted on the radio show saying that they hated each other and that he is very angry with Lesnar. Then things got awkward, Mir stated “I want to break his neck in the ring.” What the fuck? That was intense! He went on “I want him to be the first person that dies due to Octagon related injuries.” Again I say, What the Fuck!? Mir, there is a fine line between talking shit and taking things too far. People get locked up for that kind of shit. Don’t get me wrong, as a MMA fan I would love to see you knock Lesnar out but I don’t want to see you kill the guy because then he wouldn’t be around for me to root against every time I see his ugly mug.

Mir later admitted to being embarrassed by his comments. He said that he wants to fight Lesnar so bad that he just went to far on the radio. He stated “Obviously I don’t want to kill Brock Lesnar.” Although, the comments might have gone a little too far, I’m all for listening to that level of shit talking, as long as you don’t go get yourself suspended. Just remember to shake hands and give each other respect after the fight.

Lebron has the height, weight, and most likely reach advantage but Kobe is probably quicker and more agile. If they were to go a full 3, 5 minute rounds like they do in the UFC, Kobe might have more stamina than Lebron based on him being better known for his late game heroics. Kobe plays through injuries a lot so he might have a good chin, but based off of his fight against Childs from the Knicks he kind of had an awkward swing. Here is the video:

Lebron had a tougher life growing up than Kobe did (Kobe had it easy). Lebron grew up in Akron, Ohio. I work in Akron and I can tell you that it can be a pretty rough city, so Lebron probably had his fair share of fights growing up which gives him more experience (although we have yet to see him throw down on the hardwood).

After looking into it, I am going to have to go with Lebron being the winner. He has the size advantage, and he is just as athletic as Kobe. Lebron has shown that he is tough by playing through injuries as well as Kobe. The final straw was that Lebron’s Cavs have held an edge over Kobe’s Lakers since Lebron came into the league and you know I had to factor that in as well. Besides, GO CAVS!

Chicago is an awesome time. Known for beer and brats, the Windy City is a good time to have fun. Chi-town is also one of the funnest sports cities. Mingle with Cubs, Sox, Bears, or Bulls fans and you will meet some pretty crazy people which = good time.

Boston, yet another great sports town known for great pubs and crazy beer nuts. If you want your adrenaline rush in Boston, walk into a pub and yell out go Yankees, good luck not leaving that bar with your balls shoved down your throat. Catching a Red Sox game is also a great experience because their is so much history at Fenway.

Cleveland is a good time if you have never been. Yet again a loyal sports town (catching a theme here). Watching King James play would be worth a trip to Cleveland alone. Cleveland also rocks out with the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, and you can shoot an hour south to check out the NFL Hall of Fame in Canton (which is worth a mancation article by itself). If you get to Cleveland during football season, get a dog mask and head to the dawg pound at Browns Stadium, crazy time even if their team sucks ass.

Any major city in Texas is a kick ass time. Dallas-Fort Worth, San Antonio, Houston, Austin, they are all great. Dallas has my Cowboys, enough said. Fort Worth has the stockyards, San Antonio is just an all around good time. Austin is known for its music, while Houston has pretty much everything including NASA’S Johnson Space Museum which is surprisingly a good time. 

I am not mentioning clubbing, strip clubs, or anything to that nature because if you are going to a big city, it’s pretty obvious that those places will exist. I’m also not mentioning NYC, L.A., Miami, or Vegas because those cities are pretty self explanatory in their awesomeness.

I do, however, think that it is crazy that Elin Nordegren is sticking with him. Respectable, but crazy. Some might say that she is doing it because of money but who knows, all I do know is that he is a lucky man to still have her stick by his side through all of this.

All in all, Tiger will get his career back on track. New sponsors will come, and he might even get back some of the ones that he lost. Although he may never live down what he has done, he will get his career back and possibly his family life as well. If not, he has about 15 other chances at a family with all of his shady mistresses…..ZING!

The following are all replies that Cleveland , Ohio women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing father’s details or putting it another way…. Who’s yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms!

Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Willie McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Quincy Ave. where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted.

If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.

I don’t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he’s had it replaced. That would be the daddy.

I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I think that my son’s conception was ejaculate stuff on a tawl and that he is an axident.

I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cat aclysmic implications for his wife. I am torn between doing right by you and right by him. Please advise.

I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.

Tyrone Lairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my Otis Redding CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time…. well, I don’t have clue.

From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at the Art Museum; it really was in the room with the statues of them peoples with they legs cut off .

So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Hough Ave. , mine might have remained unfertilized. 

I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can’t be sure which one made you fart.

These women are fucking hilarious. I wish I worked for this agency.

If you are on the Canadian side of the Falls then you should check out Clifton Hill. It is a good time even if you are with your dudes (Clifton Hill is has a lot of stuff for couples and families). Last time I was there I went into one of the haunted houses and those dudes told me that they were gonna fucking kill me and rape my girlfriend. I’m still not sure if we actually narrowly escaped death or not, but those guys were fucked in the head, I guess you would have to be if you work in a damn haunted house everyday. Clifton Hill also has the Guiness World Record Museum and Ripley’s Believe it or Not Museum. The hill has some wax museums that are pretty sweet as well. My favorite was the famous criminal wax museum. It had everybody from Dahmer to Gacy and Timothy McVeigh to Jesse James. Cool shit indeed.

For some nighttime fun you have the renowned Sundowner, it’s a gentlemen’s club and it is known far and wide, that should be enough said. Some good party hotels are AAAA and the Admiral Inn on Ferry Street, that would be on the Canadian side.  Just watch out at the AAAA because I read in a forum that some “youngins” like to hang out there.

On both sides of the Falls you will find casinos. Casinos can be a guys best friend or can totally ruin a trip. Be careful because if you run out of money, the Falls are only fun to look at for so long. If you end up broke in Niagara Falls and have to stay there for too long, you might end up trying to go over the Falls in a fucking barrel like all of the dumb fucks who did it before you.

All in all Niagara Falls is a great time. Whether you are with your boys or with the family there is all kinds of shit to do. If you haven’t been there you should definitely check it out.