MANcationz

To all 3 of MANcationz.com’s fans, sorry it has been so long since we last posted anything. I welcomed a child into the world, and everybody else is lazy. Things are getting back to normal though so get ready for your daily dose of random shit and MANcation ideas.

Man, the major sports networks are really having a field day with the Tim Tebow injury. Tebow was on the bad end of a vicious hit via Kentucky DE Taylor Wyndham. Thankfully, he was released from the hospital last night and hopefully he will be back out on the field this Saturday (I’m not a Tebow fan but he is good for the game). That being said I am so tired of seeing every analyst and so called sports expert worshipping the ground he walks on. Read the rest of this entry »

Bored? Need a laugh? Well, on my journey to the end of the internet, I stumbled upon a blog like no other. Some geniuses thought it would be a funny idea to have people submit pictures from various Wal-Marts of outlandish shoppers……and they were right! Visit peopleofwalmart.com to laugh your ass off and to make you think twice about how your dressed before you head out to the store. These fucking people are ridiculous, and I’m am praying that I don’t get on that sight and see one of my hillbilly relatives cheesing it up for the cameras.

Spiderman Did Not Take The News Lightly

So Disney purchased Marvel Entertainment for 4 billion dollars. WHAT THE FUCK? I wonder how long the writers and illustrators that work for Marvel are going to stick around. Seriously, the Disney execs are probably going to tell them to make their shit more kid friendly and make the Hulk turn green by sniffing fucking Tinkerbell’s fairy dust or some shit. I do not think that this is going to work out, at all. As I was looking through various website forums, I seen that a lot Marvel Comic fans called DC Comics the Disney of comics…..HA! It looks like that shit came back and poked them in their booty holes. Read the rest of this entry »

Don’t you love that fishy smell on your hands? Don’t you love what you have to do to get that fishy smell on your hands? I know I do, and by the way before you pitch a tent, I’m talking about fishing, preferably fishing for salmon.  Read the rest of this entry »

Ok – I am really not into Celebrity & Pop Culture bullshit, but I just heard this and thought it was Fucking awesome!!  Evidently, there’s been a feud between Eminem and Mariah Carey / Nick Cannon.  Honestly, I don’t know how it started, or exactly what happened.  I believe Mariah made a video for her song “Obsessed” with a funny looking character that was supposed to be Eminem in an ill-fated attempt to “diss” Eminem.  I don’t know…whatever.  Anyway, about an hour ago, Eminem launched a new song on Youtube (that’s where I heard it anyway) via Twitter.  Holy Shit!!  He completely, totally, fucks up Mariah & Cannon.  In the song he calls Mariah a Whore and talks about how he banged her and “nutted” on her stomach.  He calls Nick a Faggot.  Hahahahaha!!  Apparently Em has some pics he may soon be sharing (let us pray).  

I know this is off topic of our website, but I think you guys will really enjoy this.  Twitter’s on fire w/ it right now and it hasn’t even hit Google Trends yet.  Tomorrow, I say it spends some serious time at #1 on Google Trends.

Nick, I’m sorry but he made you look like a pussy.  Mariah, you’re hot, but now you look like a crazy bitch.

And now introducing…the real Slim Shady………..

Here’s something I think most guys will find pretty interesting.  It’s not a cool mancation destination, but it is an item you’ll want to bring along on your next trip.  It’s great for camping, tailgating or you may just want to drag it along behind you while walking up & down Bourbon St (New Orleans) or Duvall St (Key West).  You can check it out here at myFiveBest.com.

Thinking about taking a Mancation (vacation for men)?  Mancationz.com is a website designed by men, for men, showcasing some exciting & adventurous Mancations you may not be aware even exist.  We’re not talkin’ Disney or Wineries or sunsets in Paris.  We’re talkin’ balls to the wall white water rafting in West Virginia; rock climbing in the Rockies; stripper bar crawls in Vegas; Great White shark diving off the coast of California. 

Here at Mancationz, we also like to talk about other men stuff, like…hot chicks…midget fighting…video games…some ass clown falling off his skateboard and losing his fronts…and hot chicks.  We like to think of this site as a little Mancation at your computer.  When we find really cool guy stuff, we’ll show it to you.  There are no rules, we do whatever the fuck we want!

We have a lot of exciting information to bring your way.  We also have a lot of enhancements and changes planned for the site (like the gay ass Mancation logo at the top).  So jump on our newsletter and keep checking back to see what’s new (if your wife allows you).  Also, we would love to hear your best Mancation stories, or if you find something really cool you wanna share with the rest of us, send them in and we’ll post em…if they don’t suck.