Intelligence From Behind Enemy Lines
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Kelly Yeagley
Hey there guys! I know this web site is all about mancations, right? Well, if your not single, how are you going to get away with that? Are you married, dating or living with someone? You’ve got to figure out a way to get the lady in your life to go along with this man trip! Read the rest of this entry »
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Gather some friends and head down to Sea World in Orlando, Florida. I know that this doesn’t sound like your typical mancation but you got it all wrong. You can watch the penguins shows, the sea lion shows, pet a dolphin, or better yet you can watch all of the violence. What you need to do is head towards Shamu’s tank and watch somebody get their ass thrashed by the KILLER FUCKING WHALE!
I know that it has been over two months since Tiger Woods crashed his car and his career, but I haven’t posted since then so here is my view. Tiger Woods does not owe us any apologies. He is a man, a golfer, and most importantly a human. We all make mistakes, yet do we have to hold press conferences to apologize for all of our shortcomings?
Seriously? He won it? Man, I guess I will have to go public in making a bunch of promises that I won’t act on and see where it gets me. Seriously these fucking people didn’t think any of the other nominees who have actually done something besides talk huge talk. I read a
Kanye! Kanye! Kanye! You already knew that everybody thought you were an arrogant asshole, so why in the fuck would you pull that shit on stage at the MTV VMA’s last night? You bitching about somebody else winning the award over somebody that you wanted to win is something you do to your friends, not the whole damn world.
Guns are probably the greatest thing, well since sliced bread…which honestly wasn’t the greatest thing, whatever. If you want to get in to guns then now is the time. I’m pretty sure Obama wants to take everything away from us, so it would be easier for him to take over the country.
Most of us men have gone to a major sporting event such as an NFL game or a college football game. At these sporting events we have all seen the other men enjoying themselves by drinking beer around the grill at the back of their trucks, well this is called tailgating. If you have not done this it is time to pull your panties out of your vag and get to it.