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Is this for real? A Pirate Hunting Cruise through the pirate infested Somali waters? Seriously? If this is not a hoax, it’s gotta be the ultimate adventure.

Russian yachts and cruiseliners are reportedly offering cruises where the passengers will be fully armed with M-16’s, AK-47’s, RPG’s and more. The ships cruise up and down the Somali coast at 5 – 10 knotts per hour to draw out the pirates. Passengers will then be able to start killing the “Skinnies.”

Very little chance of getting laid on this trip guys, so you may want to B.Y.O.P. So good luck to you and happy hunting. Go kill a “Skinny.”

To be quite honest, I’m pretty sure the Pirate Hunting excursions are a hoax, but you really can’t put it past the crazy Russians. And wouldn’t it be really cool if it wasn’t a hoax??

Wanna get laid on your Mancation?  Take a Single’s Cruise.  Probably not the most extreme or adventurous trip you could take with the boys.  But one thing is for sure, you’re gonna get laid.  But be very careful of “Stage 5 Clingers” (reference Wedding Crashers).  There’s nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.  Unless you’ve brought a lifejacket and an inflatable raft, and plan to go overboard, your probably gonna be stuck the one you woke up to with your first hangover. 

Don’t let the women fool you, they’re on the cruise for the exact same reason you are.  With free flowing alcohol, crazy nightlife and an atmosphere designed for people to hook-up, you’re gonna have some fun.  Cruises are always fun, but if you’re single and the ship is full of single women that are looking to meet single men, could there be a better vacation? 

Singles cruises offer private meet and greet singles events, cocktail mixers, lectures, theme & costume parties, not to mention casinos, lotsa alcohol and endless buffets.  There’s so much to see and do, on the ship or at one of the ports.

Check out singlescruise.com for more information on Single’s Cruises.  I found them while researching this article and they have an awesome website.  They seem to be the premier resource for Single’s Cruises.  Their entire focus is on Single’s Cruises and they offer a lot of valuable information & great rates on cruises.

Please let us know of your Single’s Cruise experience.  We would love to hear all about it.