MANcationz

If you are into off-roading, even if your only experience is driving through mud puddles just to splash some bum on the side of the road, then you would definitely like to take a trip to Death Valley, California. Whether you want to go check out the many back country roads throughout Death Valley (which require a 4×4) or would like to book a trip through the Death Valley National Park, a good time is to be had. Read the rest of this entry »

I know when you think Niagara Falls, you don’t think MANcation. But I’m telling you that it definitely has MANcation possibilities. Before I get started, the Niagara Falls is a very beautiful sight to see, fuck you if you think I sound gay for saying so. Okay, here are a few ways that you could make a trip to Niagara Falls, Ontario or New York a good MANcation. Read the rest of this entry »

If you are in to quads and dune buggies, then I have the place for you, the Little Sahara State Park in northwest Oklahoma. Imagine flying over sand dunes that range from 25 to 75 feet high, you will be screaming hell ya for more. I have been out there once and it was the time of my life. Read the rest of this entry »

Guns are probably the greatest thing, well since sliced bread…which honestly wasn’t the greatest thing, whatever. If you want to get in to guns then now is the time. I’m pretty sure Obama wants to take everything away from us, so it would be easier for him to take over the country.

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Have you ever been to a live MMA event? Amateur or Professional? If not get to one. You know that adrenaline rush you get from watching a random fight in a club or at school, well multiply that by 10. Watching trained MMA fighters live (and not on TV) is one of the ultimate experiences if your in to shit like that. Some guys would rather watch WWE which I can’t knock too hard because I grew up on it (although now I think it is a soap opera for men). I went to UFC 96 in Columbus, Ohio and watched Shane Carwin totally destroy Gabriel Gonzaga and Quinton Rampage Jackson beat Keith Jardine. It was a kick ass time and I can’t wait for them to come back to Columbus. The best way I can describe the feeling is: Do you remember watching Spider Man in the movies and afterwards you were just itching to have those powers, well it’s kinda like that but instead of spinning webs your wanting to give everybody a fucking muay thai kick to the head. Seriously, go to a fight, even if its just amateur. I promise that you won’t be disappointed, and if you are, it’s nothing that the aforementioned muay thai kick won’t settle.

White Water Rafting can be one of the best ways to get away and deal with the stress of your everday family life. Well, you could take your family but why in the hell would you want to listen to your wife bitch about how much you have had to drink? Also if your not sure how your going to hold up on the raft, having your kids watch you cry, scream, hurl, etc. all the way down the river could be another negative. Read the rest of this entry »