MANcationz

Guns are probably the greatest thing, well since sliced bread…which honestly wasn’t the greatest thing, whatever. If you want to get in to guns then now is the time. I’m pretty sure Obama wants to take everything away from us, so it would be easier for him to take over the country.

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Football season is among us and I am the type of fan who, along with enjoying the game, loves to talk about shit like who has the coolest jerseys or what team has the most badass fans. Well right now I feel like discussing who has the coolest logo’s. Now I don’t have all fucking day so I’m not going to talk in depth about all 32 teams. My list goes a little something like this. Read the rest of this entry »

Don’t you love that fishy smell on your hands? Don’t you love what you have to do to get that fishy smell on your hands? I know I do, and by the way before you pitch a tent, I’m talking about fishing, preferably fishing for salmon.  Read the rest of this entry »

Have you ever been to a live MMA event? Amateur or Professional? If not get to one. You know that adrenaline rush you get from watching a random fight in a club or at school, well multiply that by 10. Watching trained MMA fighters live (and not on TV) is one of the ultimate experiences if your in to shit like that. Some guys would rather watch WWE which I can’t knock too hard because I grew up on it (although now I think it is a soap opera for men). I went to UFC 96 in Columbus, Ohio and watched Shane Carwin totally destroy Gabriel Gonzaga and Quinton Rampage Jackson beat Keith Jardine. It was a kick ass time and I can’t wait for them to come back to Columbus. The best way I can describe the feeling is: Do you remember watching Spider Man in the movies and afterwards you were just itching to have those powers, well it’s kinda like that but instead of spinning webs your wanting to give everybody a fucking muay thai kick to the head. Seriously, go to a fight, even if its just amateur. I promise that you won’t be disappointed, and if you are, it’s nothing that the aforementioned muay thai kick won’t settle.

Do you like beer? Do you like beerpong? If yes, then check this shit out. I found this video on youtube and these guys are fucking sick! I struggle enough in a regular game of beer pong, I could’t imagine playing one of these guys.

I will go out on a limb and say that these guys wouldn’t be able to do this shit if they had some beer in them, but ya never know because I’ve had my ass handed to me in beer pong by some drunk dudes.

Most of us men have gone to a major sporting event such as an NFL game or a college football game. At these sporting events we have all seen the other men enjoying themselves by drinking beer around the grill at the back of their trucks, well this is called tailgating. If you have not done this it is time to pull your panties out of your vag and get to it. Read the rest of this entry »

Does anybody remember that fat annoying fucker on Mike Tyson’s Punch Out that you had to punch in the gut everytime he would raise his fat hands to punch you? Well if you do, and you miss those days, head over to Read the rest of this entry »

White Water Rafting can be one of the best ways to get away and deal with the stress of your everday family life. Well, you could take your family but why in the hell would you want to listen to your wife bitch about how much you have had to drink? Also if your not sure how your going to hold up on the raft, having your kids watch you cry, scream, hurl, etc. all the way down the river could be another negative. Read the rest of this entry »

Its football season again, finally. Preseason has started, training camps have been going on, and for this time of the year what would make a better mancation than spending a week at your favorite team’s training camp. Imagine this, watching your team run through practices, watching the coaches jump all over some rookie for making a mistake, or just screaming like a girl because Tony Romo just signed a football for me, err I mean you.  Read the rest of this entry »

Sometimes the best Mancationz are the ones you take at home.  Your lady is out of town for the weekend so you invite a few of the boys over to hang out and watch a few guy movies, drink a lot of beer & eat a lot nachos w/chili.  www.myFiveBest.com put together some top 5 movie lists to enjoy on your weekend.  Let us know what you think:

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