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Prior to the 2009 NFL regular season, I did a team by team forecast. I think that I did fairly well predicting, in detail, some outcomes that came to be. I’m not saying that I didn’t have some that totally bombed because I did, but everybody does so piss off. Now, let’s see how I do with Major League Baseball. I will tell you right now that I am a pretty biased fan, and I can’t stand a lot of east coast teams, but I will do my best and try to predict some realistic results.  Read the rest of this entry »

So, marijuana advocates in California have compiled enough signatures to put the issue of legalizing Mary J on the November ballot. Can you imagine if it gets passed and then holds up with the Federal Government (it is a federal crime to sell marijuana). There will be parades in California celebrating the use of marijuana. Read the rest of this entry »

So as our Vice President, Joe Biden, was introducing President Barack Obama earlier this week to celebrate the passing of the Healthcare Reform, he blurted into Obama’s ear “This is a big fucking deal!” Now, not to anybody’s surprise, what he said has become a big fucking deal. The internet is on fire with searches for the video of him saying it.

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I was horrible at picking the first and second round games in this year’s tourney. Way too many upsets! I am not even going to waste my time by picking the winners in the Sweet 16. I don’t know what the fuck happened, last year I was spot on and this year all the low seeds decided to write some damn Cinderellas stories and fuck up my bracket. If I have enough teams in it, maybe I’ll post some predictions for the Elite Eight, but I’m not even bothering with the Sweet 16. Instead enjoy this!

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Kelly Yeagley

Hey there guys! I know this web site is all about mancations, right? Well, if your not single, how are you going to get away with that? Are you married, dating or living with someone? You’ve got to figure out a way to get the lady in your life to go along with this man trip! Read the rest of this entry »

Armon Basset and the Bracket Busting Bobcats

First off, all I have to say is “FUCK YOU OHIO BOBCATS!” Man talk about raping my bracket, and I know I’m not alone. I bet 90% of people who filled out their brackets had Georgetown going to at least the Sweet 16. I picked all the other upsets, except for Washington over Marquette.. cough fuck you Washington….cough. Now that I got that off my chest I let’s predict some round 2 games. Read the rest of this entry »

This is Waaay to Safe of a Distance

As Spring approaches the weather obviously starts changing for the better. However, if you live in Tornado Alley (Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Arkansas) then you know what this time of the year means, “TAKE COVER!” Personally, when I lived in Oklahoma this was my favorite time of the year. I loved when the clouds would get dark, the thunder would start, and the tornado sirens started blaring. A lot of people act like fucking Japanese people running from Godzilla but not me and my team of very inexperienced tornado chasers. If you have never watched a tornado in real life, I highly advise you do it. Read the rest of this entry »

Cokehead? I think so!

So it came out today that my beloved Texas Rangers’ manager, Ron Washington, is a cokehead or WAS a cokehead. As much as I like the guy they should have fired him. Now when I go to watch the Indians home opener against the Rangers, I’ll get to listen to all of the fucking Tribe’s fans calling Washington a cokehead which in turn will bring up Josh Hamilton’s past drug problems and then before you know it the Texas Rangers will be labeled a bunch of fucking crack heads. On the other hand, Washington is a great manager and could make a lot of his drug hazing go away by bringing home a World Series. Who am I kidding, we have about as much chance of winning the World Series as Brangelina not adopting another fucking foreign kid….ya it’s not gonna happen. In the meantime Ron, you could do more to not look like such a fucking crackhead. Seriously man, something about you screams crackhead and I honestly thought that prior to you calling yourself out. Well, here’s to you Ron, good luck in the future.

Before I start, I would like to let you know that I won my office bracket pool last year which consisted of about 80 brackets, so suck it. Yesterday I posted my 2010 March Madness Bracket. Nobody can be too sure about their bracket this year because there are no elite teams in the tourney. We only have good teams and hot and cold teams to pick from which means that any team could make a run to the championship. Yes, even the fucking Montana Grizzlies could sneak up and leave teams like WVU or New Mexico crying like that bitch Adam Morrison in 2006. That being said, here is what is behind my thinking while filling out my bracket. Read the rest of this entry »

I thought it would be funny to put up my fiance’s bracket. Remember she is a girl, and most girls pick teams to win based of their names and colors or if it close to where they live. We live in Ohio so go figure for who she picked to win it all, but luckily for her Ohio State has a very solid team going into the tourney. Other than her close to home picks, she pretty much was the typical girl and picked teams like Oakland to beat Pitt because a Grizzly would destroy a Panther in real life. Typical women shit.

Her Bracket can be found Here.

Now if this comes back to bite me in the ass and her bracket is better than mine, I will never fucking watch a game of men’s hoops again!